Relive the magic of your old Nintendo, Super Nintendo or Sega game cartridges without having to re-buy the hard to find old systems or deal with a huge mess of wires.There’s something for everyone; a Back to the Future Delorean that lights up?Your closets are full of officially licensed Star Wars merchandise. This hilarious primer is jam-packed with cheat codes, walkthroughs, and power-ups for navigating the perils and pitfalls of your love life with ease.You’re hooked on Elder Scrolls and Metal Gear but now you’ve discovered an even bigger obsession: the new girl who just moved in down the hall. Geeks of all ages will find answers to the ultimate questions of life, the universe, and everything romantic, from First Contact to The Fellowship of the Ring and beyond.
That’s aimed at sexiest people who are just generally awful human beings.
He’s written for the Philadelphia Inquirer, Philadelphia Weekly, and “...sincere in helping dweebs discover that love is really the final frontier.”—Den of Geeks “...a solid manual.” —Official Xbox Magazine “The Geek’s Guide to Dating could be the answer to a single geek’s prayers.”—Suvudu “Eric Smith's The Geek's Guide to Dating sets out to aid geeky guys everywhere with humorous instructions on finding the Princess Peach to their Mario.”—Pop Sugar“..is a welcome alternative to the 'pick-up artist' phenomenon courting this same demographic.”—Publishers Weekly“[The Geek’s Guide to Dating] offers serious advice for getting a girl and knowing how to keep her…a perfect stocking stuffer!
”—Anna Jedrziewski, Retailing Insight “If dating seems more like a dismal game of Frogger instead of a fun Zelda adventure, you need to read "The Geek's Guide to Dating" by Eric Smith!
The blog hits relevant subjects like “How to Reform a Creeper” to help the less date-savvy souls out there.
Tips on leveling up (or dating a girl out of your league) are explored with gusto and humor.
Learn how to meet people in the real world and connect off-line for a change.